Libra

September 23–October 22

All OF a sudden, right when it seems like the world has stopped turning, you’ve got new opportunities coming out of your ears. Your love life is positively thriving. You look different for some reason. Is it your hair? All this to say: beware. Your stomach is about to betray you. A kitchen staple will wreak havoc on that beautiful digestive system of yours. When it’s all over, eat crackers.

Scorpio

October 23–November 21

You’re dangerously close to losing it on the next person who stands too close to you. Your tolerance for careless people is at an all-time low. And while we totally support COVID-related public callouts, confrontation might not be what’s best for your mental health. A giant bowl of soup with hearty ingredients like beans and corn will comfort
you in these trying times. Feed the fire inside.

Sagittarius

November 22– December 21

Now’s the time to take on new challenges—except in your personal life. Best to play it safe there. There are plenty of online tutorials on making dumplings if you’re looking for an emotionally fulfilling pursuit.

Capricorn

December 22–January 19

You’re feeling really good about yourself right now. Don’t let anyone stop your cheer train. Snacking on a banana will keep those sunshine vibes bright.

Aquarius

January 20–February 18

You’re more concerned about your public image than usual, but people aren’t being as critical as you think they are. Eat that fancy pasta dish you’ve been craving since March.

Pisces

February 19–March 20

A good work ethic is getting harder and harder to maintain. Feed your brain with leafy greens and reward small tasks with crunchy snacks, like peanuts. If you’re allergic, you’re out of luck.

Aries

March 21–April 19

We get it, you want to be alone. You’re not unfriendly, you’re doing your part for the good of humankind. Chow down on a burrito the size of your head. No one wants to witness that, anyway.

Taurus

April 20–May 20

You’re in for big complications this month (very on brand for 2020) so don’t take on anything too difficult. Cup noodles with an egg cracked in never hurt anyone.

Gemini

May 21–June 20

You desperately want to party. Your heart beats with a yearning for celebration. Live it up by getting two scoops of ice cream in a waffle cone. It’s
something.

Cancer

June 21–July 22

Someone new is entering your life. They might even be entering your bubble. Think sharable small plates like chicken wings or dips. Fight them for the last bite.

Leo

July 23–August 22

Your professional life is
going to be positively bonkers this season. Meal prepping for the week will give you some semblance of control. Eat lots of rice.

Virgo

August 23–September 22

Your finances seem good right now, but there are no guarantees these days. Stick to the top half of any menu and don’t eat out too often. Squash is your friend.