5 Things to Do if You’re Alone on Valentine’s Day
Forget about those broken hearts—here's how you can treat yo'self this year.
February 5, 2018
Single? In a long-distance relationship? Booty call couldn’t get an Evo? Starting to think the foreign prince you’ve been emailing for years might be a scam? Whatever the reason you’re alone this Valentine’s Day, you don’t have to spend it flipping through your high school yearbook wondering what happened to Tuna Salad Taylor. Vancouver is teeming with fun food, events and activities that are perfect for all of you flying solo. So turn off the sad Sam Smith and put on some real pants—it’s time to be your own bae.
1. Don’t Cry, Eat Pie
Your mom said marry rich—and it doesn’t get much richer than this. With layers of brownie, cookie dough, and dark and white chocolate ganache, the Pie Hole has cooked up the ultimate sugary sensation with its Eat Your Feelings Pie. Single has never been so sweet. Pick up a full 9-inch pie for $30 or a pack of mini pies for $28. 3497 Fraser St., thepiehole.com
2. Tackle Trivia
Are your friends tired of hearing you talk about how Valentine’s Day is nothing but a commercialized capitalization of human emotion? Then this party’s for you! Mosey on down to Central City Brew Pub on February 14 and join a full-on rebellion: the Anti-Valentine Party. Food and drink specials include the Rusty Nail, Sour Kiss and Pretzel for One. Entry is free, and “Love Stinks” trivia starts at 7 p.m.—flex that grey matter and have a beer with fellow local singles. 871 Beatty St., centralcitybrewing.com (tickets available here)
3. A Bit of Bubbly
Celebrate yourself with a toast—or six!—at the Dirty Apron’s debut champagne tasting and education class ($155 per person). Participants will taste six different champagnes accompanied by six fine small-plate pairings, including lobster red Thai curry and seared beef carpaccio. Go solo or bring your buddies to sip and socialize with. 540 Beatty St., dirtyapron.com
4. Puppy Love
If love means kindness, trust and lots of kisses, there’s one friend who deserves some major recognition this Valentine’s Day: your dog. Treat your most loyal companion to a special snack from Three Dog Bakery. All of their doggie desserts are made from scratch and slow-baked to preserve flavours and nutrients. Even the pickiest pooch will be drooling. 4348 Main St., threedog.com
5. Here Today, Gong Tomorrow
This one’s a little out there, but stay with us. The Special Valentine’s Day Gong Meditation for the Heart event is sure to be make this February 14 your most unique V-Day yet. The Bridge and Enrich Lives Society invites you to “celebrate joyously in the vibration of the gong” during a 62-minute-long guided meditation session. The reverberation of the gong is said to be immersive and to have a bath-like quality, and participants are encouraged to set new intentions and welcome positivity. Bring your yoga mat and good vibes. 718 E 20th Ave., bridgeandenrich.com (tickets available here)